Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)


What happens?

Peter Quill (Chris Pratt) is abducted from earth by Ravagers seconds after his mother’s death. He is raised by them, and grows up under their leader Yongu (Michael Rooker).

Twenty-six years later Quill steals an artefact on the planet Morag. He is intercepted by Korath (Djimon Hounson), who is a servant for the cruel Ronan (Lee Pace). Yongu is furious that Peter did this without him and issues a bounty for him, while Ronan sends the assassin Gamora (Zoe Saldana) to kill Peter and retrieve the stone.


I am Groot!

Quill, Gamora, the bounty hunter Rocket (Bradley Cooper), a genetically engineered racoon and his tree-like friend Groot (Vin Diesel) are captured when Rocket and Gamora tries to catch Quill the same time on Xandar, the home world of the Nova Corps. They are sent to a high security prison where they eventually team up with Drax (Dave Bautista), an inmate who initially wanted to kill Gamora for her connection with Ronan. Quill convinces Drax that Ronan wants Gamora dead for her betrayal and that he would be doing his enemy a favour and Drax decides to tag alone in the hopes of killing Ronan himself. Gamora reveals that she has a buyer for the orb and that if they work together they can share the cash.

After breaking out, they attempt to sell the orb, but disaster strikes and they realise how dangerous the orb is that Peter stole – it is an infinity stone that is exceptionally dangerous. They agree that getting the stone back to the Nova Corps is crucial because if Ronan gets it he will destroy Xandar.

Will they be able to elude Ronan? Can Xandar be protected by the fanatical Ronan who is intent on destroying the planet? Will the Nova Corps believe that Peter is trying to help them?

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Rating: 7/10

I have to confess that I solely went to see this movie because I wanted to go to the IMAX theatre that opened in Pretoria recently at The Grove. It was so much fun. It is FAR and PRICEY but totally worth it – the mall itself is beautiful and new and wonderfully designed and the theatre is epic, although the leg space is a bit small. I really enjoyed the experience and the movie as a result.

Guardians of the Galaxy seem like something Marvel worked really hard on. it is beautifully done – the graphics are amazing and for once the 3D was actually obvious – have you felt as well that sometimes 3D seems so NOT 3D? The movie is packed with events and worlds and drama, humour and attitude.

Ronan the Accuser was frightening. He seemed genuinely cruel and without mercy, fanatical and bent on destruction. His outfit contributed towards the horror he carried with him, and his eyes genuinely seemed dead. I liked the fanatical side to the character – he wasn’t overly interested in world domination but wanted a brand of justice. It felt like a nudge to all the people in the world who murder on some misconception of giving justice to their own people.

Chris Pratt is suddenly this sexy man that has a real career beckoning in Hollywood. He is really funny as always and his character has so many quirks. He worked extremely hard to pull off a type of Iron Man superhero – who saves the day but is funny while doing it.

I really laughed at Drax – he is an ode to every person on the planet that doesn’t grasp sarcasm and is made up of pure logic. His story was sad and his initial despise of Gamora understandable. It was sweet to see how they all became closer as their adventure progressed, especially Gamora and Drax, who didn’t meet under the best of circumstances.

Good things in the movie:

Completely new story being told – very original stuff

The graphics was flat out awesome.

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Groot – especially in the tiny form. He might go into the cuteness overload club alongside Toothless and Stitch.

Stan Lee – duh, as always.


Drax: NOTHING goes over my head!… My reflexes are too fast, I would catch it.

Things that didn’t work:

Zoe Saldana – I feel like I can’t ever connect to her performances. She is firstly too fond of playing aliens and she doesn’t really ever feel authentic.

It sometimes feels too much – there is so much happening in this movie that you can lose track what is going down.

It is very long – three hours maybe?

The spoiler at the end of the movie was so not satisfactory considering the amount of credits you must sit through.

It didn’t give me that rush of emotions I was hoping for. I probably unfairly wanted to feel like I did the first time I watched the Avengers. This was good but the action never approached wow levels.

Have you seen it? What did you think?

15 thoughts on “Guardians of the Galaxy (2014)

  1. Awesome review Kidney!

    Yeah, don’t think I will be seeing this anytime soon. There is already just too much hype around it. Feeling very reminiscent of The Avengers, and we all know how much I loved that!

    • Kidney!! JB!!!

      I feel the same way. I was almost compelled to go see it based off of some of my friends liking it but now there is SO MUCH hype around it I feel put out – so I’ll probably wait for TV.

      Group hugs!

    • I agree. I think it’ll probably take a lot to get me to go see a Marvel–or, for that matter, any superhero movie–in theaters again. Not only is it fatigue surrounding these types of movies, but also Sequel/Remake/Reboot Fatigue. GOTG is a bit different, but I’m sure we’ll be seeing 500 GOTG sequels in the future.

      And yeah, reaction to it and critic/general audience praise is very very similar to The Avengers.

      • You have a great point with the sequels – they just become worse and worse and they keep on happening. It takes a lot to improve on a first film in the franchise.
        I do like Marvel, but they can go extreme with their ventures!
        Thanks for stopping by 🙂

      • I must say that their last few outings have been very lacklustre, with the exception of The Winter Soldier (I really, really liked that). You’re right, this is going to spawn a million sequels.

        That seriously makes me almost certain that I am going to respond to this relatively negatively.

  2. I loved this one too Natasha and I am not really a super hero movie type of girl. And yes Groot is as cute as Toothless and Stitch. When I read that I thought yes right on so true! And Pratt, what the hell he is so sexy and cute, if I was single woman I would totally hit on him and make him be my bf! 🙂

    • Chris Pratt suddenly became so gorgeous! I loved his goofball character in Parks, but he is so hot now!
      Ah man I loved Groot to bits. He was the sweetest.
      Hey, I am single, if I ever wander past Pratt I will definitely make googly eyes 😀

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