This past weekend was one of those “No fun allowed” kinda weekends. I moved out of the home I had been living in for 25 years (i.e. my life) and I can now say that moving is the most draining experience you will ever undertake: physically and emotionally.
However, I am miraculously mostly settled in, and that prompted me to make a list of the random thoughts I had while moving.
How can I have so many things?
Letters, books, DVDs, clothes, shoes, bed, blankets, tables, chairs, make-up, brushes, bags, double copies of books – DOUBLE COPIES OF BOOKS THAT IS INSANITY, pillows, fridge, stove, kettle, toaster, MORE BOOKS.
How is it possible that I fit so many objects into my old place?
Really now. What spatial miracle did I do the first time around and why is it not working this time around?
I HATE carrying things
They are so heavy and bulky and many. WHY do we have to carry things around?
My car will be less packed if I went on a trip to Uzbekistan for a month right now.
I did not know my car could carry such a load. I am duly impressed.
Have I mentioned SO many things?
Bubblewrap is suddenly not only there for endless popping entertainment. It is an incredibly helpful tool to wrap things in. It is a miracle.
Carrying boxes through the rain… NOT FUN
I will never entertain the ridiculous notion that rain is in any way romantic ever again.
They are beautiful things helping vertically challenged individuals like myself reach places.
Plastic bags are wonderful
They are somehow much easier to carry than boxes, they don’t stink or damage your stuff when it gets rained on, they can be packed VERY full. Beauties.
Selection process: TWO times
At your old place, go through your things and decide what you want. Then, at the new place do it again and trash the stuff you suddenly realised is useless mainly because it will never fit.
It’s “Gifting” season
You are just being a nice person if you give things to people they can use and you have no space for. It doesn’t benefit you more than it does them, nope not at all. You are being kind.
Don’t listen to advice when it is about moving your stuff in a certain way.
Especially if you know for a fact that you have a better eye for dimensions than the other person. You will just tire out yourself by moving things around three times before settling on the way you knew it would work in the first place.
Storage solutions for small places
Were designed by some kind spiritual being for small places.
Well, that is mostly it. Feel free to comment below with your horror stories about moving!