Once again, another Monday is upon us. I am here to make it happy for you by posting a review of Elektra, produced by Pappy, who blogs over at the IPC. Pappy (or Eric, he has many names), has the funniest blog I have ever stumbled across. He hosts Shitfest about four times a year, and if you are interested in doing a most fun blogathon, I suggest you keep your little eyes open for the next opportunity. Thanks for participating Pappy!!!
Here’s the deal with me and this movie. When Daredevil came out back in the day I was REALLY out on Ben AFFLACK and refused to go see it (I still haven’t but I actually like the guy now). So when this came out, I read all of the bad things everyone had to say about it and didn’t feel like giving it a shot in case AFFLACK and his shit-eating face showed up. So, when Kidney announced this run and I looked at the list, I thought, “Hey, why not?? We could have something here for the next shitfest!” and gave it a look.
For those of you that don’t know me, I look at a lot of shitty movies. It’s what I’ve done my whole life. I would always walk to the video store and just rent whatever was new. I’ve also never been a real big fan of mainstream movies, for the most part. I like to find little films that no one else has ever seen and they’re my little secret. All of this is to put something in perspective – I watch a LOT of bad movies. Movies that are so bad they hurt. I’m also not one of those people that ONLY watch things I’m going to like and give everything a 4 out of 5 or a nine out of ten. So, when I tell you that I thought this movie was pretty OK, and you return with “WHAT THE FUCK ISAACS YOU IDIOT!!!!!” I challenge you to watch something like GREEN RIVER or THE LEGEND OF SORROW CREEK or CLOSETS and then come back and tell me how much Elektra sucks.
This isn’t a GREAT movie or anything, but after hearing so much negativity about it, I have to ask – what were the haters expecting? I don’t really know dick about the character from the comics – for some reason I thought she was Russian but I could be confusing her with someone else, Daredevil was never my favorite. I thought Garner did a good job as the character. She seemed to be no nonsense and wasn’t acting up like some ham or something. I thought SOME of the fight scenes were done pretty well and, despite some dodginess in the last big battle, I was surprised at how much I didn’t hate it.
Now, I’m not recommending anyone to drop everything they’re doing, pull up their pants and run out to the fucking store to buy it, but it certainly wasn’t THAT bad. In fact, if you’re going to give this a go, I suggest you have an appetizer of DIMPLES, ROGUE RIVER or ROOM 33. Then watch Elektra. Then let’s go have a beer. Or nineteen. THANKS KIDNEY!!!!
PS: If you are interested, see the list here and get back to me!
Nice work, but still not interested in seeing it. I am not a fan of Garner, I find her to be exceptionally boring.
Dear, Dear IJB,
I understand that – my main point here is that it’s not AS bad as people made it out to be, that’s all : )
I understand, there are a few movies like that (a whole lot that I thought were better that the hate they received). But I am with you. This was not so much the fascinating universe, so we move on to other bigger, better things 😀
typically awesome review by Eric!
NIcely done. Ive actually never seen this either, maybe I will one of these days.
Thanks Rob!! It’s not that bad – promise!
saw it. hated it. nuff said 🙂
Son – we need to get you a BAD movie to watch so you can gain some perspective…
Noooooooooo! Your not my father!! Obi-won told me enough. You killed my father
You’ve got to keep it in perspective!!
And join the dark side like you did?
No thanks. Ill stick to trying to enjoy movies 😉
Thanks for letting me do this and THANK YOU for that compliment at the top of this post!!!
Thanks for taking part and you are most welcome!!!
I read a few reviews at the time, but it talked more about her costume changes!
Ha!! I have no complaints about her wardrobe(s) in this thing : )
For the record, Elektra is meant to be Greek, but the movie isn’t bothered with little things like nationality. And I agree with this review. Not too great, but it is made out like it is a lot worse than it is.
Also, on a side-note, no, I am not going to “pull up my pants and see this”. I never pull up my pants for anything! (#StalkerSaturday)
Greek, eh? Very good!
I’ve never seen this one, Giantess, but I don’t really care if I change that or not. Sounds thoroughly meh. But great review, dude!! 🙂
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Elektra. I’ll see this because I trust you King Ipes and the title reminds me of the most amazing actress ever: Carmen Electra.